Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Junkyard Quotes 1-9

“White, white bread for white, white people.” -Tom Servo, MST3k
‘Cover me, when I run” -Peter Gabriel “Shock the Monkey”
“That gum you like is about to come back in style.” -The Man from a Strange place Twin Peaks
“What do you think to John Wayne’s wig after he died?” -Lucas Chance, just now.
“Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!” -The TV edit of The Big Lebowski 
“I…can’t…reach…my beer…” -Sean Jepson
“You’ve been spreading lies that I was untrue
(Hey-now, hey-now. My boyfriend’s back.)
So look out now ‘cause he’s coming after you
(hey-now, hey-now. My boyfriend’s back)” -The Angels “My Boyfriend’s back.”
“He hit me
And it felt a kiss
He hit me
But it didn’t hurt me” -The Crystals “He Hit Me (And it Felt Like a Kiss)”
“Balls deep from Samantha from Bewitched.” -Logan, my roommate
“What am I? Am I chopped liver?” --Lucas

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